Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize