Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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