next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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