i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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