is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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