Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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