Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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