But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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