S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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