absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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