it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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