Having a random hookup so left but love u
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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