Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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