overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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