Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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