Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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