Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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