i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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