butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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