He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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