Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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