I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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