he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
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