Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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