In America we eat man semen.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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