I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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