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say what?
wanna hang out?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
The uberlube is also flammable
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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