Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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