My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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