I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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