You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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