I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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