This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
