A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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