Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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