They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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