so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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