I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
When are your genitals available?
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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