Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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