You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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