so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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