I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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