Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Randomize
