is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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