Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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