btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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