Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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