Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
