If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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