so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I think your dad took our porno
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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