so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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