awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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