I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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